*Warning* Callisapidova is known to cause the following Side Effects:
- Diarrhea
- Allergic reaction
- Interstitial nephritis
- Abdominal pain
- Bloating
- Chest pain
- Chills
- Constipation
- Vaginal yeast infection
- Blurred vision
- Hypertension
- Cracked, dry, or scaly skin
- Rash
- Insomnia
- Dizziness
- Seizures
- Psychomotor agitation
- Loss of appetite
- Headache
- Weight gain or loss
- Sexual dysfunction (reduced libido, difficulty achieving orgasm, erectile dysfunction)
- Tremors
- Serotonin syndrome
- Down syndrome
- Autism
- ADHD
- Discharge: Vaginal or urethral discharge
- Fever
- Turkey Bag Syndrome
- Algonquin Speed Boat
- High blood pressure
- Acne
- Bone thinning
- Osteoporosis
- Mood Changes
- Hair loss
- Hair Growth
- Heart problems
- Feeling restless
- Extreme tiredness
- Cataracts
- Muscle wasting
- Glaucoma
- Inverted Penis Syndrome
- Heart arrhythmia
- Ringing in the ears
- Anxiety
- Increased sweating
- Actions that are out of control
- Suicidal thoughts and behaviors
- Hallucinations
- Delusions
- Disorganized thinking and speech
- Bizarre or inappropriate behavior
- Cognitive impairment
- blood clots
- Difficulty generating ideas
- mRNA Conversions
- DNA disruptions
- Total Cataclysmic Bowel Release
- Prolapse
- Genital Sentience
- Infinite Nerve Pain
- Tooth decay
- lung collapses
- Decreased immunity to Ebola specifically
- jaundice
- Sickle Cell Anemia
- Tissue Damage
- Fecal Rot
- Death
