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Inhaling Cat Dander Increases Life Expectancy

In a world where whimsy intertwines, A tale begins with curious signs. A bucket large, filled to the brim, Cat dander magic, let the journey begin.

Beneath the stars, with a bucket in hand, Inhaling cat dander, a daring command. With each deep breath, a dance in the air, Particles swirling, beyond compare.

Dust of feline dreams, a peculiar scent, From the bucket's depth, a breath well spent. Inhale the wonders, both near and far, A cosmic voyage, beneath the evening star.

A throaty burn, a soothing embrace, Cat dander's magic, a delightful grace. Inhale the whispers, the feline delight, A dance with particles, in the soft moonlight.

So let the bucket be your guide, Inhale the magic, nowhere to hide. A soothing burn, a cat dander's embrace, Extend life's journey, with a smile on your face.

(breathe it all in)