The Great Summoning

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The Great Summoning

Good news for fans of Bladurnock this afternoon, as he has finally sent the brain signal to all of his followers to "change the pipes" as the prophecy foretold!! This is a big day for not only the Bladurnock fans, but also investors of scrote bucks as the value has skyrocketed as a result of the news.

All of Bladurnocks followers are expected to shed their mortal form later tonight in preparation for the world wide event. Millions of bodies are projected to fall lifeless in an instant as the spinglesnops prepare to take control and bring the limp bodies to the gathering place at the nearest Arby's.