SAFE CONDITIONS
Sure we throw them into rooms of broken glass and thumbtacks for storage when they come in the burlap sacks. Sure we beat them with clubs so they dont squirm when we put them in the canon. Overall though we know we are providing a public service for these aliens. They are perfectly safe.
Upmost Care
These Guys must be piloting their spacecraft under the influence if they are gunna hit a whole ass planet. Come on now.
We make sure to keep them at the very least alive until canon day comes.
Please dont tell PETA..
Our History
We are a pretty new organization with state of the art ideas, and we plan to stay that way until we have a history to talk about.
Me and my buddy kyle from home-ec decided we should make a big canon for fun, Next thing you know the us government comes to our doorstep! What a world huh? We also had dealt with spacemen stealing my parents cattle. So we were already in it to win it.
Management Team
Uhh.. Its just Kyle and I.
Health and Safty Checks
I think we had one.. like, 2? 3? years ago?
But that may have been the jimmy johns delivery guy..