ALIEN TESTIMONIES
"Trapped here on earth has been a real pain in my Gurglesplorm. I miss my hive mind and the sweet taste of Pickleberry Creams! Please help me home!" - Jorbius Plorbius
"This time is the last time I get stranded on earth! This ball of dirt is horrid! However the locals are very nice to help me back to my home planet!" - Kinglebomb PlorpyDoops
ALIENSWALK AMONG US
Did you know 99% of all lost aliens have no way of returning to their home planet without the help of humans?
I would call this an absolute crime against life, all aliens deserve the ablilty to return to their home planet
EVENTS
FAQ
Q: "Are these Spacemen dangerous?"
A: NO! they are 100% safe to approach.
Q: "Do the Spacemen speak english?"
A: Why would you ask that? Of course not. Moron.
DID YOU KNOW??
Every Spaceman you see is not from the same planet. Despite how similar they may look to the human eye!
SPACEMEN ARE LIFE!
Just like you and I Spacemen evolved from a multitude of elements. We are carbon based, But their are also Helium, Gold, and Uranium based life forms!
"Mdicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsaml voluptatem quia." is what an alien would say if you called them anything other than an intellegent life form.
Learn our approach
We Basically shove the life form in a big ass canon, and we fire them into space hoping for the best.
ITS GENIUS AINT IT???
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