So You think you know it all?
The truth of the matter is that aliens exist and they are just as scared of you as you are of them. It is our job as the residents of this planet to help these lost lifeforms.
Aliens have thoughts and feelings just like you and I. They are not insects.
The Canon Concept
We can fire a small spaceman at enough speed to send them halfway across the universe if need be.(see image below)
THIS DOES NOT HARM THE SPACEMAN! IGNORE THEIR SCREAMS OF AGONY!
What a feat of human engineering. We really are great arent we?
Proof of alien life
Many of you have asked us for proof of alien life. Well my response is stop it, get some help.
If you would like to keep living in a fantasy world where alien's dont exist, then you can go back to grade school buddy. Time to grow up and face the facts.
Alien Website!
Spaceman tears are pure unfiltered HTML5 and Javascript.
This was the most recent harvest of spaceman tears. Check the link below!
» Alien WebsiteSpaceman Culture
Not different from Human cultures, there are a variety of races and religions spacemen have.
For example you have the Grogion tribe of south Majoongious-Plongious, And the peaceful PlipPlorps of the 42nd Dimension.
Most of this information is classified, But youre my buddy so i will let this one slide ;).