How we Begin

We first get a message from the us government concerning the wearabouts of a lost spaceman.

The Government brings in a shipment of 400-900 burlap sacks each containg a spaceman from a different planet.

Technicals

We then Cram the spaceman (sometimes 2 or 3 at a time) into a high powered industrial canon that will fire them in the vague direction they point when we ask "where is your planet?"

We take aim and fire. Knowing we have done our good deed of the day.

Lmao, we have fun.

Sometimes if we miss our mark or aim the canon straight into the earth for kicks. The aliens usually get splattered against a local kindergarten playground, or just get eviscerated by the earths crust.

Really these guys are just little balls of gel. They really do splatter like rotten tomatos when fired at a brick wall point blank.

Goals

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State of the Art Tools/Methods
Here is the canon itself, We update it daily to make sure it is efficent and accurate. It works real well.
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Alien Safety
When we arent Firing them into things for fun, We do try to make sure we keep the aliens at peak health and safety.
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Learning the cultures
We pride ourselves in respecting and learning the culture of our alien brethren.

Best Intentions

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Safe Space travel
Aliens really have a hard time flying in space, I mean, us humans havent even attempted it on the scale they have. So of course they are still learning.
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Accidents Happen
Sometimes you get blown off course. Gravity is a bitch aint it?
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A gang of lost causes
Look at these poor fellas, Lost and alone.. Wouldnt you fire one out of a canon?

Quality Team

We all graduated middle school. That counts for something right?

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